Table of Contents for Attack of the 50-Ft. Cupid


1. Franny's House

2. Fleas and Thank You

3. Good Whelp Is Hard to Find

4. Life's Ruff

5. What Could Be Verse?

6. Franny's Valentine-Poem Generator

7. Drawing Conclusions

8. Cupid Is as Cupid Does

9. Pink. Cute. I'm Going to Be Sick.

10. Working Like a Dog

11. That's the Way the Ball Bounces

12. Hey Meister, Watch the Keister

13. The Holiday Is Upon Us

14. Love Hurts

15. Love Is a Battlefield

16. The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round

17. Mom Always Says to Wear Your Helmet (When You Become Gigantic and Skateboard on a School Bus)

18. Nope. Not Tacos.

19. It's Mad Science Time

20. Udder Madness

21. LGMS Seeks ULD (Little Girl Mad Scientist Seeks Ugly Little Dog)

22. It Mutts Be Love

23. And That's That